id like think im an alternative badass girl who doesn’t give a fuck and doesnt live by societys rules, but in reality i do all my homework and never back talk teachers and i say “please” and “thank you” and “sorry” way too much.
this post is making me rethink my life why
Hermione Granger did all of those things and was still a total badass
toddlers are essentially just drunk college kids
do i believe in love at first sight? absolutely. i fall in love with every dog i see
Putting a dinosaur does not make up for it Google Chrome
I have the talent of getting tired without doing nothing
are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?
If by ‘fuck the police’ you mean fuck the corrupt, prejudiced, racist system then yes, fuck the police, but if you mean fuck the police for stopping you from smoking weed and getting away with illegal behaviour then no, fuck you.
Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x]
When he says “really” ;’)
Never leave this un-reblogged
my heart is not okay.. I’m about to cry